Everything is better when donuts are involved

Job interviews are painful. But with a pocketful of donuts they are never a waste of time. Hate waiting at the DMV? Try pounding a dozen donuts and splattering jelly all over form 90210. You're welcome.

Sure they're not healthy for you, but neither is the stress you carry when you spend time doing things you hate. All of these things are better with donuts:

  • Math class

  • Doing the laundry

  • Visits to the dentist

  • Posing for headshots

  • Running on the treadmill

  • Handwriting thank you letters

If you think I'm full of hyperbole, you're wrong and I'm not the only that feels this way.

"The good thing about donuts is that they make everything in the known and unknown universe better whether or not you believe it."

— Neil deGrasse Tyson